Goodnight Goon: a Petrifying Parody
By Michael Rex
The Story
A little werewolf tries to settle down for the night in a cold gray tomb full of monsters, but a mischievous goon barges in determined to keep everyone from sleeping.
Why It's Special
For the kid who loves a goodnight ritual but secretly wishes it came with slimy claws and a pot full of goo, this one delivers cozy and creepy in the same breath.
- Big idea: Bedtime can be silly and spooky at once — comfort doesn't have to mean quiet.
- Vibes: Playfully spooky, rhythmic, and a little chaotic in the best way.
Perfect For Kids Who
- enjoy monster and Halloween stories
- love rhyming, sing-song text
- respond well to a familiar bedtime structure with a twist
- like to spot funny details in busy artwork
Ask Your Little Reader
- Story & problem-solving: What do you think the little werewolf could do to get the goon to settle down?
- Imagination: If you found a goon in your room at bedtime, what would you say to him?
- Feelings & empathy: How do you think the little werewolf felt when the goon wouldn't let anyone sleep?
- Real-life connection: What helps you get ready for bed even when you don't feel sleepy?












