I Just Ate My Friend
By Heidi McKinnon
The Story
A little creature has eaten his only friend and now needs a new one, so he goes around asking other creatures — each with a very good reason to say no.
Why It's Special
For the kid who loves jokes that are a little bit wrong and a lot funny, this book turns an absurd, faintly horrifying premise into deadpan comedy.
- Big idea: Actions have consequences, even when you deliver them with a straight face — and friendship requires a little more thought than snack decisions.
- Vibes: Dry, deadpan, gleefully macabre in a picture-book way, with a comic rhythm built for repeat readings.
Perfect For Kids Who
- enjoy dark, silly humor
- like to predict what happens next
- respond well to repetitive, patterned storytelling
- are working on understanding cause and effect
Ask Your Little Reader
- Story & problem-solving: Why do you think the little creature needs a new friend?
- Feelings & empathy: How do you think the other creatures felt when he asked to be their friend?
- Real-life connection: What do you think makes someone a good friend to have?
- Imagination: If a creature asked YOU to be friends, what would you want to know about him first?












