My Smelly Ass: Kids Funny Bedtime Story Picture Book
By Lee Pong Wong
The Story
A gassy pet donkey gets stuck in a hole dug by a mole during a stroll, and accidentally kicks the ass of a snooty Scottish lass riding her prize-winning donkey nearby.
Why It's Special
For the kid who thinks any story is better with a well-timed fart joke, this one leans all the way in.
- Big idea: Embarrassing accidents happen to everyone — even prize-winning donkeys and their riders.
- Vibes: Silly, cheeky, and unapologetically gassy, with wordplay tucked into the jokes.
Perfect For Kids Who
- enjoy bathroom humor and silly mishaps
- love wordplay and joke-filled names
- like to giggle over things grown-ups call rude
- respond well to a lighthearted bedtime laugh before lights out
Ask Your Little Reader
- Story recall: What was the donkey doing when it got stuck in the mole's hole?
- Imagination: If your pet got stuck in a hole, how do you think it would try to escape?
- Wordplay fun: Why do you think the Scottish lass's pet hen ended up with the name Henrietta?
- Feelings & empathy: How do you think the Scottish lass felt when her ass got kicked by surprise?
- Real-life connection: Have you ever had an embarrassing accident that turned out kind of funny afterward?












