One Cool Friend
By Toni Buzzeo
The Story
A polite, buttoned-up boy visits the aquarium with his easily distracted father, asks nicely for a penguin, and simply smuggles one home in his backpack.
Why It's Special
For the kid who takes rules seriously and still finds sneaky ways to get exactly what they want, Elliot's deadpan mischief hits home.
- Big idea: Following the rules and getting away with something aren't always opposites — sometimes politeness is its own kind of clever.
- Vibes: Dry, droll, and quietly absurd, with a straight face hiding real mischief.
Perfect For Kids Who
- enjoy deadpan humor and unexpected twists
- like to notice details adults miss
- are working on asking politely for what they want
- respond well to stories where the quiet kid is secretly the wild card
Ask Your Little Reader
- Story & problem-solving: How did Elliot manage to bring a real penguin home from the aquarium?
- Character: What do you think it means that Elliot is so polite and proper, even while doing something sneaky?
- Feelings & empathy: How do you think Elliot's father felt when he realized what 'a penguin' actually meant?
- Real-life connection: Have you ever asked for something and gotten a different answer than you expected?
- Imagination: If you could sneak a real animal home from a zoo or aquarium, which one would you choose?












