You Don't Want a Unicorn!
By Ame Dyckman
The Story
A little boy tosses a coin in a well and wishes for a pet unicorn, not realizing unicorns shed everywhere, poke holes in ceilings, and make an enormous mess.
Why It's Special
For the kid who's begged for a puppy, a pony, or literally any animal without thinking through what happens after — this one gets to watch someone else learn that lesson first.
- Big idea: Be careful what you wish for, because the fantasy version and the real version of anything are rarely the same.
- Vibes: Silly, knowing, a little chaotic, and very funny about the gap between expectation and reality.
Perfect For Kids Who
- enjoy funny stories about wishes gone wrong
- like to predict what messy thing happens next
- are working on thinking through consequences before asking for something
- respond well to a wink-at-the-reader, knowing sense of humor
Ask Your Little Reader
- Story & problem-solving: What did the boy wish for when he threw his coin in the well?
- Imagination: If you got exactly what you wished for, what messes might it make?
- Real-life connection: Have you ever wanted a pet and then found out taking care of it is hard work?
- Feelings & empathy: How do you think the boy felt when his unicorn started making a mess?
- Imagination: What would you wish for instead, now that you know what unicorns are really like?
