No More Poems! A Book in Verse That Just Gets Worse
By Rhett Miller
The Story
Twenty-three rowdy rhyming poems tackle everything from bullying baseball coaches to annoying little brothers, poking fun at the everyday chaos of modern family life.
Why It's Special
For the kid who thinks bathroom jokes are the height of comedy and poems should never sit still on the page, this collection is basically a permission slip to laugh too loud.
- Big idea: Everyday kid frustrations — bossy coaches, pesky siblings, family messiness — are funnier once you put them in verse.
- Vibes: Silly, irreverent, gleefully rowdy, laugh-out-loud.
Perfect For Kids Who
- enjoy silly wordplay and rhyme
- love toilet humor and visual gags
- like to read the same funny poem again and again
- respond well to short, standalone stories they can dip in and out of
Ask Your Little Reader
- Humor & taste: Which poem in this book made you laugh the hardest, and why?
- Real-life connection: Have you ever had a coach, teacher, or sibling as annoying as the ones in these poems?
- Imagination: If you wrote your own silly poem about something that bugs you, what would it be about?
- Wordplay: Did you notice any funny rhymes or wordplay? Can you make up one of your own?
